So without further ado:
1. S. Monster is a 2nd degree black belt in Ninjutsu and had to have his hands registered with the U.S. Government as lethal weapons

2. Is a *huge* nerd. We’re talking ex-W.O.W player (I am so jealous of those of you who have no idea what that stands for), and current Magic the Gathering online player (among other things)

3. Hates the sun/outdoors and would live in a windowless room if allowed. I think he may have been a vampire in a previous life.
(anyone else see Benchwarmers? )
4. Is a phenomenal cook. Which works out really well for me since I manage to give myself food poisoning—from my own cooking—on a monthly basis
side note: these risotto balls were the first meal he made for me. One bite and I was his
